Because a cat’s the only cat who knows where it’s at. #stalkingourneighbors #forever #mavisplease
"boys dont like it when-"
"girls don’t like it when-"
"people would probably like you better if-"
Because a man has to be a sociopath to love a woman with cellulite.
Fuck this world.
If all residents of hell look like Scarlett Johansson, I renounce my atheism and take up Satanism
whoever wrote this needs to be punched. a lot.
oh no 27. im 19 and have it, welcome to the non airbrushed real world
He likes to go through the garden and find the perfect cucumber for him
Honestly, you just take a deep breath and say fuck it.
Blowing out someone else’s candle won’t make yours shine brighter
Love this!(via vivabvckliz)
new beanie 👏